pleatedjeans:

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seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

crazyfreakinlovesong:

alightinq:

i painted the flowers to make them feel pretty. just like what girls do to their faces.

But flowers are already pretty, just like girls, but they don’t realize it